Jake Gyllenhaal’s Alleged Cat Begs Swifties To “Stop Cyber Bullying” Him

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Alleged Cat Begs Swifties To “Stop Cyber Bullying” Him

This was not on my 2021 bingo card.

Great morning, all. This was not the put up I was anticipating to generate these days, still here we are!

So, as I am sure you might be knowledgeable, Skip Taylor Swift introduced “All Way too Very well (10-Moment Variation) (Taylor’s Version)” very last week and seemingly established the world on fire — specifically the entire world of her ex, Jake Gyllenhaal.


Due to the fact J*ke Gyllenh**l is now off somewhere crying and throwing up, a whole lot of people are ready for him to communicate out on the resurgence of “All Way too Very well.” Properly, I think he just did…

Perfectly, in Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin’s article (on Nov. 16, 2021, let the history show), the cat — *sigh* — seemingly addressed the circumstance.

“MEOUCH – y’all need to have to relaxed down and end cyber bullying,” the cat wrote in the caption.

On the other hand, Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin herself afterwards denied the claim that she belongs to Jake Gyllenhaal…except if it is all a foolish little recreation?!?!?!?!??!

Even now, there HAS been a great deal of speculation.


Instagram / @ms.flufflestiltskin

Jake normally responses on Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin’s posts, and even dealt with the matter in a 2019 interview with Yahoo Amusement, answering with nothing much more than a cheeky lil’ wink.

If it turns out Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin definitely IS Jake’s cat, then this wouldn’t be the initial time Mr. Gyllenhaal has made use of her account to release a general public statement — or endorse a political prospect???

No matter, Swifties feel fairly confident, as they have found the account and have considering the fact that taken to the opinions:

Ms. Fluffle Stilt Pores and skin/possibly Jake’s anti-cyberbullying statement was released correct after an additional Taylor ex, John Mayer, shared screenshots of a relatively enlightening DM dialogue he had with a Swiftie.

Regardless of whose side you are on, cyberbullying is by no means alright. A meme or two, absolutely sure, but let’s hold factors gentle, persons.

Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer on facetime ideal now recognizing that Dear John (Television set) is coming for his ass up coming


Twitter / @alexandermalloy

And Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin’s publish is a reminder of that.

But continue to, I marvel if Taylor’s cats, Meredith, Olivia, and Benjamin, will have nearly anything to say…?

Anywho, I select to feel that Jake Gyllenhaal actually did just make a community statement on his cat’s Instagram. What a earth we stay in! *goes back to streaming ATW10*